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We Rate: Tart Cards Top Tarts


This is the second week of what will be a regular feature where we rate our weeks favourite Tart Cards. For those of you who are new to this; Tart Cards are the way call girls advertise their services, in phone boxes in Central London.


Rating out of ten.


Design 7/10. Simple, eye catching and good use of clean fonts. The text could fit the line of the body better.


Image 8/10. Screams come and get me. For an eye catching this is what you want. Also the girl is pleasing to the eye.


Copy 4/10. Explains what she offers but is a tad dull.


Sex appeal 9/10. Blonds do it for me. I would never use a Call Girl because I have no need but I would chat this girl up in a bar. 


Boobs 7/10. Nice natural looking boobs, one is bigger then the other. This makes me happy.  

We Rate: Tart Cards
Top Tarts

This is the second week of what will be a regular feature where we rate our weeks favourite Tart Cards. For those of you who are new to this; Tart Cards are the way call girls advertise their services, in phone boxes in Central London.

Rating out of ten.

Design 7/10. Simple, eye catching and good use of clean fonts. The text could fit the line of the body better.

Image 8/10. Screams come and get me. For an eye catching this is what you want. Also the girl is pleasing to the eye.

Copy 4/10. Explains what she offers but is a tad dull.

Sex appeal 9/10. Blonds do it for me. I would never use a Call Girl because I have no need but I would chat this girl up in a bar.

Boobs 7/10. Nice natural looking boobs, one is bigger then the other. This makes me happy.  

The return of the Bloody Mary.
As I sit here with my friend who is suffering from the hangover from hell, I am reminded why Aspirin and Bloody Mary are amazing. 
Many things where invented in the 60s. So not as good as others. Free sex and recreational drugs may have backfired but the Bloody Mary stays strong.
We are seeing the return of the Bloody Mary to our breakfast tables. Here is our favourite recipe. 
·       3 ice cubes
·       Double shot of Absolut Vodka.
·       Lime juice squeeze of.
·       Worcestershire sauce three dashes of.
·       Tabasco sauce three dashes of
·       Tomato juice 150ml
·       Pinch salt and freshly ground black pepper

“Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.”

—   Twitter Trend

Would you like to push it? Yes I would.

Calvin Klein Underwear has always used sex to sell their knickers. The main reason you buy underwear is to have it taken off you. This week they have appeared on our raider again with this new campaign. This might be a product that woman wear but this ad is most definitely for the boys. I do feel this was more made for the wank bank, then  anything else. Its not ad advert to show you why to buy the product. The video is selling Lara Stone. At least now push up bras are sexy, right?

I think you should push it real good.

Not So Anonymous
Designers Anonymous, an East London based design studio. Create elegant, witty and downright fantastic products. The corporate identities they create are phenomenal. Everything they do just ticks the box. They do very much please our eyes.
When buying for a stylish, creative person a birthday card is hell to choose. You no longer have to fear. Designers Anonymous has solved that for us. They have a blood brilliant selection of designs for all occasions.
Do an occasion properly. Do it anonymously.
www.designers-anonymous.com

Not So Anonymous

Designers Anonymous, an East London based design studio. Create elegant, witty and downright fantastic products. The corporate identities they create are phenomenal. Everything they do just ticks the box. They do very much please our eyes.

When buying for a stylish, creative person a birthday card is hell to choose. You no longer have to fear. Designers Anonymous has solved that for us. They have a blood brilliant selection of designs for all occasions.

Do an occasion properly. Do it anonymously.

www.designers-anonymous.com

Lifestyle Icon.
Who’s the man?


We all have those people. You know the one that you go, ‘that’s so me’.


Here at Nineteen Sixty One we wish Gary Oldman was our Dad. From his style to his humour. More fantastic films under his belt then we can think of. Great style just dripping from each outfit. 


Imagine getting the birds and bees speech from him. Check out the great film with   Jack White. I want to play fight with Gary Oldman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7UIUhXo43A
Get it down you
Don’t be a cock, have a cocktail. 
If you are on a budget, having a nice drink could be unthinkable. Think again. All you need for an enjoyable cocktail could be in your cupboard and fridge.
To show a quick rummage around is all you have to do, here is a cocktail invited at a friends dinner party.

The Turnchapel
·      Finely chop five fresh Raspberries and leave them to soak in Vodka.
·      Slice a Vanilla pod and leave to soak in Vodka.
·      Remove Vanilla.
·      Mix both Vodka together in to a glass. 
·      Add ice. 
·      Splash of Orange Juice. 
·      Top up with Lemonade.
·      Drop in a whole Strawberry. 
Now its ready to drink. Your friends will be impressed.
We Rate: Tart Cards 

Top Tarts


Wondering the streets of high-end London. The classic red phone boxes I filled to the brim of these dirty little secrets. 


Tart Cards are the way call girls advertise their services. They are witty, filthy and down right fantastic. Now this dirty ads have became an icon of they city. Even became collectible. We will regular feature and rate our top tarts. If you stumble across any brilliant tart cards, don’t be shy to pass them on.


Rating out of ten.

 

Design 5/10. Simple, eye catching but a tad bland. 

 

Image 7/10. Enjoying the use of yellow to match the blond. It does feel a tad stock image.

 

Copy 6/10. Witty, subtle but not a game changer.

 

Sex appeal 7/10. She is hot, you would not kick her out of bed in a hurry but she is no Kate Moss.

 

Boobs 7/10. Great, really defying gravity there. Silicon defiantly doing its job there. 

Over all 6.5/10

 
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