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We Rate: Tart Cards Top Tarts
This is the second week of what will be a regular feature where we rate our weeks favourite Tart Cards. For those of you who are new to this; Tart Cards are the way call girls advertise their services, in phone boxes in Central London.
Rating out of ten.
Design 7/10. Simple, eye catching and good use of clean fonts. The text could fit the line of the body better.
Image 8/10. Screams come and get me. For an eye catching this is what you want. Also the girl is pleasing to the eye.
Copy 4/10. Explains what she offers but is a tad dull.
Sex appeal 9/10. Blonds do it for me. I would never use a Call Girl because I have no need but I would chat this girl up in a bar.
Boobs 7/10. Nice natural looking boobs, one is bigger then the other. This makes me happy.
Calvin Klein Underwear has always used sex to sell their knickers. The main reason you buy underwear is to have it taken off you. This week they have appeared on our raider again with this new campaign. This might be a product that woman wear but this ad is most definitely for the boys. I do feel this was more made for the wank bank, then anything else. Its not ad advert to show you why to buy the product. The video is selling Lara Stone. At least now push up bras are sexy, right?
Designers Anonymous, an East London based design studio. Create elegant, witty and downright fantastic products. The corporate identities they create are phenomenal. Everything they do just ticks the box. They do very much please our eyes.
When buying for a stylish, creative person a birthday card is hell to choose. You no longer have to fear. Designers Anonymous has solved that for us. They have a blood brilliant selection of designs for all occasions.
Wondering the streets of high-end London. The classic red phone boxes I filled to the brim of these dirty little secrets.
Tart Cards are the way call girls advertise their services. They are witty, filthy and down right fantastic. Now this dirty ads have became an icon of they city. Even became collectible. We will regular feature and rate our top tarts. If you stumble across any brilliant tart cards, don’t be shy to pass them on.
Rating out of ten.
Design 5/10. Simple, eye catching but a tad bland.
Image 7/10. Enjoying the use of yellow to match the blond. It does feel a tad stock image.
Copy 6/10. Witty, subtle but not a game changer.
Sex appeal 7/10. She is hot, you would not kick her out of bed in a hurry but she is no Kate Moss.
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